My next album

Unlike naming a band, arriving at titles for songs is the easy part.

If I were to put out a jazz album, these would be the titles of the songs:

- Abhortion
- Second Hand Flatulence
- Chordzilla
- 6-10 Connector
- White Man's Pork
- Nectar of the Frauds
- Phlegmengo
- Psycho de Mayo
- Weir Grammar
- Slab Ranch Heaven
- Odd Bodkins
- Phi Beta Puta

Maybe someday I'll actually get around to writing the songs.