I was in a band once....

You would think that the hardest thing about being in a band would be learning the songs and setting up the equipment.

Well, it isn't.

The hardest thing about being in a band is choosing a name.

My band finally settled on "Romper Room".

In our defense, every band name sounds queer until the band is famous. It is well known that Eric Clapton told Jimmy Page that he thought the name "Led Zeppelin" was "gay" (his words).

Of course, there was nothing gay about the name "Cream".

Anyway, if you think "Romper Room" is lame, check out our rejects:

- The Bone Blankets
- Brown Trout
- Pink Taco City
- The Hi Men
- Tastes Like Chicken
- The Balls
- Pap Smear
- Witch's Tit
- Funk Bomb
- Disco Inferno
- Closed for the Season
- Tallywacker
- Angel of Torture
- Blica